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Hor-gal's blog kicked up my curiosity. She regularly lists the searches that have brought people to her page. So, I decided to check my own sitemeter and see what referrals brought people to my humble little online-abode.

Now, it's not nearly as colorful as Hor-gal's, but had some oddities....

Several of you are arriving here via a search for Bitches Jones Diary. I got a quick peek at this site -- an erotica shop in Denmark. However, the first page scared my computer so bad that the whole browser immediately shut down. This computer is definitely not the "bring it on" system I had at the filtered Internet company.... Anyhow, search for this in Google and you get my blog about the little psycho-bitch that lives in me. I'm sure that's not quite what the searcher was looking for....

A search for Quotes-role model brought someone else here. I'm not sure how...and I certainly fall short of being a quotable role model. Or even just a role model. But Google brought them here for it. Go figure!

Brace yourself for this one. The search was for "Boom Boom" "Happy Group". Yeah, I know. I thought about that, too. Our minds should be washed out with soap. A little research reveals that "Boom Boom: Happy Group" is a track on a Thai aerobics video. Yeah, I know. It's a persistent dirty little thought, isn't it?

(This search brings up my post about the not-so-80s night club that SC and I found. Who'da thunk it?)

How about a search for hard to believe in you letters. I'm really curious about the situation that prompted this search. It brings up a blog of mine called "You'll find this hard to believe...." I'm imagining a too-smart-for-his-own-good kid trying to break the news of his doubts to the Tooth Fairy....or the Easter Bunny....

This one has to be my favorite, though. I guess you just have to be careful what you wish for on the Net. Someone searched for how can you tell when pickles are rotten, and got my post called "Bad pickles just get more rotten over time." That's the latest one about the cheating "fuckwit" who sent me pics of himself having sex in his house, with all kinds of women....and I sent them to his wife, who I've met. Definitely not the helpful kitchen hint they were looking for!

This one I just don't get at all. The search is for like and dislike conversations. I have to wonder what on earth someone is looking for with this search. The search is actually on google.com.pe -- so maybe a foreign language related search? The thing that gets me about this one is a site that comes up for this search. It's "Consumating.com: a new way to find people who don't suck." This particular search brings up a conversation thread called, "Tell me what you like or dislike about my monkey." In the side margin, is a link to one called "At what number of sexual partners do you officially become a whore?" I might need to get to know that site a little better....

Apparently, you can also come to me for information on germophobia kissing. The preview description Google gives of the post it finds here is a little scary. It sounds like I was kissing my old germophobic boss. Ewwww.....

I'm also puppy-friendly, it seems. Just turn to me for advice on it is very cold in my house what can i do to keep my Great dane puppy warm. I think (in my best Gump voice) that's all I have to say about that.

I'm actually complimented to be a result of a search for weird writing. I had a post entitled that in September. I love my weirdness....although I do prefer to term "delightfully peculiar."

Last and most definitely not least, is most puzzling. It's not a search on Google, but on a lesser-known search engine called Sawatdee Gay Thailand, for latin gay pics. Thailand again. Let's see... That's "boom boom," "happy group," Sawatdee latin gay searches....WTF is going in in Thailand? And they end up here!

Thanks, Hor-gal....that was an enlightening adventure in site stats!