So my alter ego gets an IM out of the blue -- from guess who?
A-hole has a brand new Yahoo ID -- calling himself "hotrod" (IRL he goes by Rod). I guess pretending to be single and 6 years younger, while pulling your boxers up to your armpits, qualifies as "hot." I wonder how long until that ego suffocates him in his sleep?
He asked my alter ego to meet him for dinner, so he can explain the "long story" behind the ID change and the profile being deleted. I'm sure is an enthralling tale.
She told him to go eff himself. I'm so proud!
Yeah, that spa day is sounding better and better....
7 comments:
Ahahahahahaha! Seriously, you're too funny.
But tell me, why not make a date and stood him up?
Yes, that would have been fun. Especially if I could have been inconspicuously within sight of him, watching him squirm.
Then again, he'd probably see me and it would all be over then!
Telling him where to stick his dinner invite was just too delicious. Besides, I'll bet he lets her cool off, then tries again. Maybe I'll stand him up then!
;o)
My God you just get better and better.
But if you keep beating him down his ego might shrink and not suffocate him. Ah well better to live in misery!
Cut, color, style, mani, pedi, facial, hot rock massage, seaweed wrap, and five girlfriends to share it with!
Sounds like heaven!! I need to make some phone calls and make that happen NOW. Payday is tomorrow :o) I think the red hair needs to be kicked up a notch, with some wild highlights to boot.
Oh, yes. Red is always a must. A fiery halo!
That's me! A devilish halo ;o)
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